Dale: Yeah. Sorry, I'm--", Brennan: "Robert, Mom, Derek, this is my girlfrend, Denise." Hmm? Brennan: "You guys finally came to your senses and got us something cool." You better not go to sleep. Brennan: "I'll kill you , Leonard Nimoy." Dale: "Snap! It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities." ", Brennan has a sword signed by Randy Jackson from, "...My name is Pam. It's so bad. You're a big, fat, curly-headed bleep, "Yeah. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. I am. Denise: "How old were you when they got divorced?" Brennan: "Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. I'm gonna sleep good tonight. Fantasy League. And this is the one rule of the house: Don't ever, ever, ever... touch my drum set. Stop it right--" It is-- It is directly your fault. Oh, we just had sex. Dale: "The clown has no penis." I gotta pee." Brennan: "I'm so scared right now. It's like masturbating in a time machine. On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Alice: "It was fun while it lasted." '", "Okay, we are looking for people we can contact. Dale: "We're here to bleep Stop it! You should be medicated." ", "I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. ", Dale: "I can sing too. Robert: "You don't need permission from us to build bunk beds. Brennan: "We could hug." Is that good enough for you?" (He hits dale in the head with the shovel)", "I was faking. ", "Wanna know what I got for Christmas? Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. Nancy: "I get it. Brennan: "It's okay that mine's not movie-quality. Dale: "What?!" It's over. He had the craziest look in his eyes. ", Brennan: "That sounds so cool. ", "I felt like I was hovering above my own body watching myself sing. Chris Gardoski: "No." Nancy: "I see." ", "It's okay that mine's not movie-quality. You mentioned that earlier. Um, hold up. Brennan: "Hey, you're embarassing yourself, you geriatric bleep Step Brothers: yourface.wav (583 K) To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.) From the movie Step Brothers - Derek (Adam Scott) insists on being punched in the face and Brennan (Will Ferrell) obliges. Alice: "Oh, my god, Dale! We're not going on the boat, Derek's selling the house, we have to go to therapy? ", Brennan: "We should do this again. Is that good enough for you? We never were. ", Alice: "Oh, Dale. Dale: "Help me." ", "Yeah, that is weird. Sometimes it is necessary to let go of your pride in order to solve a conflict, especially with someone younger than you. Dale: "I like you." ", "Brennan, I thought you were incredibly brave. Don't be ridiculous. Robert: "Please stop calling me Mr. Doback. Zombie! ", Robert directly blames Dale and Brennan for his and Nancy's divorce, "Hey, you know, we don't have to whisper anymore. Nancy: "Of course." And now that is all wrecked. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. fault.wav. (He runs away while she's distracted) Dale! I'm looking good. It's just like Cold Case Files. Brennan: "Zombie! ", "In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks! Uh, house was built in 1825 by General Custer. Brennan: "...you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit! Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. Brennan: "And here's the thing. It's just like Cold Case Files. There's really little you can do about it. Brennan: "...you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit! ", "Dad, Nancy, it's bad. No television for a week. ", Dale: "Where you going?" I have two children, I have a husband...", "Yeah, no, it was fun. Dale and Bnennan: "So...?" In honor of the lasting impact the movie has had on our lives, here are the top 25 most quotable lines from “Step Brothers.” 25. All I can do is take that in, consider it, and I'll just try to do my best version of whatever I think that would be. You see this room? Brennan: "Thanks, man." Please, just do it for me." ", "You know what? Brennan and Dale: "Crossbows!" That's right, Robin. Brennan: "Hey, knock it off!" You can do what you want." I'm a mother. Did you touch my drum set?!" ", "...You're wearing tuxedos to a job that requires you to clean bathrooms. In fact I'll sing right now. ", "I witnessed with my own eyes your testicles touching my drum set. ", "Alice, I like making sex with you. Brennan: "Nope." Robert: "Oh, hi, how are you?" Dale: "Oh, yeah?" It's over." Dale: "It's just weird 'cause seems like someone definitely touched my drum set." ", "Look at it closely. But if you don't change your face, I'm gonna change it for you." Oh, my god." ", Brennan and Dale: "Pirate hats!" And I, again, you know, you're doing great, man. She's a saint! Please don't, Brennan. ." ing prison!" 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